A Professor Explained Marketing To MBA Students

(1) You see a gorgeous girl in a party, you go to her and say I am rich marry me    

      “That’s  Direct Marketing.”

(2) You attend a party and your friend goes to a girl and points at you telling her. He is 

      very rich, marry him. “That’s advertising.”

(3) Girl walks to you and says you are rich, can you marry me? “That’s Brand 

      Recognition”

(4) You say I am rich marry me and she introduces you to her husband. “That’s 

      Demand and Supply Gap”

(5) Before you say I am rich, marry me, your wife arrives. That’s Restriction from 

      Entering New Market.